Tuesday, September 6, 2011

The Frivolous Letter (A Short Blog)


I haven’t thought about it, but it seems that what people go for are the most frivolous things.   And like a sweaty comedian with the spotlight on him, I will pander to whomever.  And so what is the most frivolous thing I can think of: anything that has Z instead of S, ok?  I have never, ever, in my life come across something serious, like life-altering, death-defying, knowledge-inducing, light bulb-glowing-above-the-noggin--that has a Z instead of S.  I’m sorry DJz out there, but you are frivolous.  You aren’t bread-on-the-table necessary.  Sorry, but if you’re biz has a Z at the end of it, you aren’t going to be Apple or Bank of America.  And any artizt out there with a Z, or even Poetz, you’re off, you’re wrong.   Frivolity. 

As long as you understand that there are real people who use letters appropriately, then you can understand that your bizness isn’t serious.  Now if I see a little Franciz running down the street, with his sister Azhley, I’ll keep my mouth shut.  Names don’t necessarily count.  But DJ Markyz at Club Treez, just get over yourself and take that Z and shove it up your AZZ.